we're chasing a train like hobos!
my name is amreen and i like long naps on the couch.
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
I was kind of crying by then.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
“Noah was desperate. He wrote to Allie that he was sorry and stupid for breaking up with her. He wrote to tell her that he still loved her, and he wanted to see her. And that if she would write back, he would come to wherever she was. He wrote one letter everyday for a year — 365 letters, but they all went unanswered. Finally, after a year of silence, he decided to put it all behind him and start a new life. So he wrote a farewell letter.”
(Source: swiftlovatorauhl)
